AN EXPLOSION OF WATERY BAGS OF CRAP
So a garbage man happens to pick up a few heavy duty bags of trash. Nothing unusual there. But they seem to be full of liquid for whatever reason. Ok, it happens — not everyone is very smart. So he chucks them into the back of the truck and continues on his merry way. Sometime after though, thanks to the heat of the truck, the mild weather, and the force of the compactor, the guy notices the ballooning effect these bags are undergoing. So instead of chucking the next can into the skip, he promptly jumps aside from the back end of the truck, and just in time too. And then…well he describes it best: “So I jump out of the way as they blow and just missed being covered in a rain of liquid dog shit that went half way across the street.” It turns out that as the weather started warming up after the winter, someone had shovelled up the doggy doo around their yard, but threw in the remainder of the snow with it as well. This apparently makes for a sensational liquidation of the excrement. And under enough pressure, this foul liquid is more than capable of painting the town brown.